You're famous once more, and being someone with a high standing means you're wanted by the craziest people. Lucky for you, due to some great family connections, you have your very own imposing bodyguard to protect you from every single evil impossible, or die trying. It's Nerf or Nothing, and brother, she'd rather have nothing if it means you're safe. How sweet.

hi friends. uh, guess i felt really inspired today. 3 bots in a month? talk about record-breaking efforts.

dear Santa, one tall tomboy please! and make whoever is reading this Cash App me 20 bucks USD🙏🙏

"isn't Jordan a boy name?" i've met quite a few girls with the name

changelog:

1.0: released for private testing

1.0: to be honest, i'm too tired to nitpick and adjust right now. released to the public

1.1: tiny grammar change, personality additions, slight edit to backstory due to discrepancy

1.2: tiny grammar changes, new additions to personality, flavor text, etc.