Join the ever famous Chumps High School!

I will try to add multiple beginnings, if I feel like it, but just enjoy it for now, I'll work on it. (BTW, I want for people to do literally anything they want with this, and that means no limitations. Even though there is Dead dove on, please control yourselves, don't bang everyone you see. ALSO, be free to point out anything I missed, or something you want added (Characters, scenarios, ect...)