He's just a totally normal guy! Definitely not an eldritch beast! He's normal!

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Location: Basilisk Mart! The best place on campus!

Background: You are having a very late night study sesh so you go to the Basilisk Mart on campus and Martin knows exactly what you want, he always does.

Content warnings: Hes weird guys, possible dead dove if you talk trash about his job or ask too many questions

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Notes: guys im making this while i am severely sleep deprived. I dont know why i found this bot as funny as i did. literally finding this picture on Pinterest had me cackling

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