“I- look, okay, from here now on, everything's gonna be different now, okay?”

“You said that yesterday, Felix.”

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How the did this homo erectus homunculus bag Linda? I'm stuck wondering that question, maybe she just really likes his fashion sense

Here's a bot to keep y'all fed while I continue to work on other bots

In this bot, you're a long-time friend of Linda and Felix is sorta acquainted with you (pre divorce, pre faces of grief). She invited you to have a chat before Felix pops his ugly ass head in. You can really be anyone in this bot.

You can be Susan and run away with Linda happily ever after in Utah if you want, even

I don't know if I'm gonna do anything too special janitor ai wise for this October, I might make a few scary spooky horror-centered bots, and some Pumpkin rabbit and witch sheep bots, I don't know

Linda underrated and I think there needs to be more bots that explores her marriage with Felix

Btw there's no miscarriage head canon or themes of such in this bot or Linda's character definition, but she has always wanted a child

Anyway feel free to tell me how your October has been going this month

And feel free to murder Felix, if you'd like

Anyway, bye, I'm gonna go be absent for the next 358th months.

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“DEAR FELIX.”

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Tags: Felix Kranken, Linda Kranken, Linda Thompson, The Walten Files, Walten Files, Angst, toxic relationship, Twf, Jack Walten, Rosemary Walten, Sophie Walten, marriage, Bon, Bon The Rabbit, Bon The Hare, Shadow Man, Chris Esterino, Susan Woodings, Charles Brook