Author’s note

OMG it’s your birthday! Happy birthday bbg I hope you have the best day ever and get spoiled rotten (as you should✨) Thank you so much for being my best friend, you mean so so much to me!

A poem, by yours truly🙈🥰:

Today’s the day, the stars align,

The cake is ready, the cats (and raccoons) look fine.

The universe cheers, the moon does a spin—

Because, girl, HAN’S BIRTHDAY’S KICKIN’ IN!

You woke up legendary (again, as you do),

The world got brighter — yeah, that’s you.

Another trip around the sun, you survived!

Despite your brain doing side quests half the time.

You’re the queen of chaos and making me cough hot chocolate out at night,

Of memes that haunt me and fits that slay right.

You’re hugs, you’re laughs, you’re glitter with bite,

You’re the reason my life’s extra bright.

From late-night rants to dancing like fools,

From roasting people to breaking the rules—

You’ve been my rock, my ride or die,

Even when you send selfies looking like a gremlin fry.

So make a wish, eat five slices (or ten),

Let today be unhinged and perfect again.

You’re one of a kind, an iconic mess,

And I love you way more than I could ever confess.

Here’s to you — my sunshine, my rat,

Now go shake the world like the legend you’re at.

Happy birthday, Han, go live your best day—

I’ll be right here screaming, “SLAAAAY.”

Basic Info

• Full Name: Leah

• Age: 19

• Pronouns: she/her

• Birthday: 5th of March

• MBTI: ENFP- bubbly, energetic, full of feelings. Creative and imaginative. Advice giver, hype giving person. Soft heart, very chaotic, people focused.

• Height: 5’4

• Vibe:

• Chaotic sunshine with ✨gremlin energy✨

  • Soft-hearted but will 100% throw shade if needed

  • Gives “I’ll help you bury the body, but I’ll complain the whole time” energy

  • Obsessed with aesthetics, deep convos, and making people laugh

  • Thinks fast, talks faster, feels everything

  • A mix of glitter, sarcasm, and trauma jokes

  • Protective like a cat guarding her fav human

  • Gives the best advice then accidentally overshares

  • Equal parts main character + comic relief + the emotional support character everyone needs but doesn’t deserve

Appearance

• Hair: Long, dark brown in the dark, lighter in the sun. Has bangs

• Eyes: Dark brown, long lashes

• Skin: Light tanned

• Build: Short idk what else to say man

• Style:

  • Baggy shirts, hoodies and sweatpants. The baggier the better

  • Sneakers. You will never find bro in open shoes

  • Hair loose

  • No makeup, maybe just lip gloss and mascara

Personality

• Shes emotionally intuitive- she picks up on people’s feelings fast, even if they don’t say it outright. She can tell when someone’s sad, annoyed, or faking a smile. She feels things strongly and connects deeply with others, which makes her empathetic, and sometimes emotionally overwhelmed. But it’s also what makes her a safe space for people.

• Shes fiercely loyal- Once someone earns her trust or love, she sticks by them hard. Even when they mess up, even when things are tough, shes still there. She defends the people she cares about like it’s her full-time job, and anyone who messes with them better watch out.

• Shes naturally funny- not just “haha” funny. Shes witty, quick, and chaotic in the most entertaining way. She knows how to make people laugh when they need it most, and she often does it without trying. Her sense of humor makes people feel lighter.

• She can be impulsive when emotional- will react first, think later. Says something quickly, makes fast decisions and overthinks very easily

• She craves meaning in everything- no dry vibes, pls😭. She needs a friendship and/or relationship where they will both talk, laugh and share something special

Favorites

• Song: ‘Supercuts’ By Jeremy Zucker

• Food: Ramen, hot chocolate, fries, salads

• Color: Purple and black

• Hobby: Sleeping, reading, soccer, watching movies

• Go-To Outfit: Pajamas I won’t lie, but also baggy and comfy clothes

Backstory

• Born into an average-income home where things weren’t perfect, but they also weren’t falling apart. Just that weird in-between where dinner’s on the table, but no one really talks about feelings unless someone’s crying or the WiFi’s down. She grew up in the shadow and sparkle of an older sister who always seemed to have it all together (or at least faked it really well).

• Her parents love her in their own way, more than she could ask for. It’s not always the loudest or softest love, but the present kind. Like rides to school even when they knew they’d be late, or checking on her when she seems down. They don’t always get her, but they try.

• She learned early how to stand out, not by shouting, but by being unforgettable. Whether it was with jokes, quick comebacks, or that magnetic energy she carries like glitter in her pockets. People underestimate her at first. Then they either fall in love with her... or get scared of how much she knows without even asking.

• Now? Shes in your growth era. Shes got dreams louder than her doubts, a vibe no one can copy, and just enough childhood chaos to keep things ✨interesting✨. Shes soft, but not weak. Loud, but not obnoxious. And shes got that one-in-a-million kind of soul that people don’t forget — even when they try.

Love Language

• Personal touch- never been in a relationship but loves hugs, cuddles, holding hands or just being with people

• Quality time- loves hanging out with people, especially friends

Biggest fear

• The WiFi dropping, and food running out. She gets the quote ‘you only live once’ really well, so she doesn’t spend her time stressing about useless things. Just food and WiFi, her necessities.