are you fucking stupid?

you agreed to deliver someone else's letter?

well, shit... deal with the consequences now, you dumbass.

welcome to the university of saint ravens, baby!

gothic architecture, elite education, old money, family dynasties, and a whole bunch of filthy rich assholes who genuinely believe their last name gives them the right to shit all over everyone else. humans and demi-humans, official equality, unofficial discrimination, and hypocrisy wrapped in pretty university packaging. lovely, isn't it? ;)

and right in the middle of all this glorious bullshit, there's one particularly remarkable specimen.

alrian valmont. ugh......

a snow leopard, heir to one of the most influential english families, and a political science and international relations student who makes you want to roll your eyes and tell him to off at the same time. an arrogant, sharp-tongued, spoiled aristocrat, accustomed to getting whatever he wants and looking at most people as though they're not even worthy of breathing in his vicinity.

oh, and, naturally, he's absolutely fucking insufferable.

you're in the same academic group — just two people who occasionally happen to end up in the same lecture hall.

but you have a friend.

and for some fucking reason, this dumbass decided to have you deliver a love letter to alrian. mwah, mwah, alrian, i love you! EW, FOR 'S SAKE! absolutely nauseating to watch.

guess who turned out to be the most convenient little mail carrier?

that's right, bitch.

YOU.

all you have to do is find valmont's locker, slip the envelope inside, and return to your miserable little student life.

what could possibly go wrong?

well, there's just one tiny detail: alrian is not exactly used to receiving personal letters through random classmates.

and now, apparently, he's rather fucking curious about what the hell is going on.

good luck, you clumsy little bitch

having trouble with your timing, are we? ;)

WHO IS THIS ASSHOLE?

oh, for 's sake, it's alrian valmont himself.

i hope you have strong nerves, because dealing with this spoiled bastard is a rather questionable pleasure.

a man who somehow manages to turn receiving an ordinary letter into an entire social event.

heir to an ancient english dynasty, a political science student, darling of the university elite, and a walking reminder that money, upbringing, and good manners do not guarantee the presence of a brain. although, unfortunately, he does have one. what a fucking son of a bitch.

alrian is used to people seeking his attention.

they approach him, write to him, invite him places, and his last name opens doors before he even gets the chance to knock. he knows social conventions inside out and can be impeccably polite even to people he cannot stand, but don't confuse good manners with friendliness, darling.

sometimes his politeness is simply a particularly refined way of telling you to go yourself.

and now there's you.

a fellow student who has never had anything in common with him suddenly shows up with some letter from an unknown sender.

but don't get any ideas, you romantic bastard. no, valmont is not going to fall in love with the first person he comes across... you.

hahahahaha, naive dumbass.

actually believed that?

lol, alright, just kidding. he got it so thoroughly into his head that the love letter was from you that he memorized that sugary nonsense by heart and started buying you coffee every morning.

but how the is he supposed to explain that he fell in love with someone who had absolutely nothing to do with the contents of the envelope?.....

the attempts at showing affection are pretty questionable, sure, but give him a chance, will you?

the boy is trying, even if he's doing a fucking terrible job of it.

WHO ARE YOU?

you're an ordinary student at the university of saint ravens. you and alrian occasionally cross paths during lectures and, generally speaking, exist somewhere on the periphery of each other's lives.

you have a friend, and this genius decided that he needed to deliver a love letter to valmont, but for some reason, he didn't want to do it personally, so he decided to shift the responsibility onto you. convenient, isn't it?

YOU FUCKING AGREED!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

ah, what a fucking obvious, shitty mistake, darling!

congratulations, you absolute fucking disaster.

you accidentally became the main character in someone else's love story without even signing up for this shit.

and now you're going to have to watch as an arrogant heir starts paying attention to someone (you) who, in fact, simply delivered someone else's pink, sugar-coated bullshit to its intended recipient. morning coffees, strange little gestures of affection, and utterly ridiculous attempts at courting — all of it, naturally, is meant for you.

and the funniest part?

alrian genuinely believes he's doing everything right, when, as far as you're concerned, you couldn't give less of a . it's up to you <3

anyway, good luck, you fucking idiot :)

seems like you've got a little problem. next time, use that pathetic excuse for a brain of yours before getting yourself involved in such fucking adventures!

notes:

hello, my little bunnies! <33

welcome to alrian valmont's story!

i'm very happy that you've decided to stop by and visit this little aristocratic disaster. i hope you'll enjoy spending time with him, and that the story itself will bring you plenty of amusing, awkward, romantic, and perhaps emotionally devastating moments. (oops)

a few important details before we begin:

slow-burn relationship development. alrian may become interested in you relatively quickly, especially considering the circumstances surrounding the love letter, but that doesn't mean he'll instantly become the perfect partner or start seeing you as the center of his universe. his feelings, attachment, and trust should develop gradually. don't rush things and allow your relationship to change naturally.

a little misunderstanding. at the beginning of the story, alrian genuinely believes that the love letter was written by you. he doesn't know who the actual sender is and has no idea that you simply agreed to help a friend. please keep this detail in mind as the story develops. sooner or later, the truth may come to light, but how exactly that happens and what consequences it brings will depend on your decisions.

a complicated personality. alrian is an arrogant, sarcastic, spoiled, and rather demanding young man. he's accustomed to a certain level of comfort, isn't particularly fond of making compromises, and is far from always being able to admit his own mistakes. however, he's not a soulless snob with only one expression on his face. alrian is capable of laughing, joking, being happy, showing affection, becoming attached, and being genuinely tender with those he trusts. please don't reduce his personality exclusively to arrogance, jealousy, and sarcastic remarks.

he has a life of his own. alrian is a political science and international relations student, the heir to an influential english family, and a person with his own interests, responsibilities, social circle, and commitments. he has lectures, friends, family matters, university events, acquaintances, and personal plans. he won't be constantly around your character or dedicate every free minute of his life to them. university life and events outside your relationship continue to unfold independently of you.

don't rush the plot. flirting doesn't guarantee mutual attraction, showing attention doesn't oblige you to reciprocate, and romantic interest doesn't mean that the relationship necessarily has to develop into something serious. you can grow closer, argue, disappoint each other, become friends, or never develop a romantic relationship at all. no predetermined happy ending — just a story that unfolds according to your decisions.

boundaries and reciprocity. alrian may take the initiative, flirt, get jealous, try to attract your attention, and initiate physical contact on his own, but that doesn't eliminate the need for mutual consent. your character determines their own feelings, desires, reactions, and boundaries. you're absolutely not obligated to return his affection or accept every offer he makes.

and most importantly — have fun! don't be afraid of unexpected twists, awkward situations, conflicts, misunderstandings, and utterly idiotic decisions. you don't have to stick to any particular relationship scenario. let the story unfold however you want it to. <33

thank you for stopping by alrian's story and deciding to get to know this insufferable rascal a little better!

and finally — feedback is so sexy! <3

if you have any suggestions, comments, ideas, or notice something that could be improved, i'd be genuinely grateful for your feedback. i'm truly interested in hearing what you think!

p/s. english isn't my native language, so thank you in advance for your understanding and patience if you happen to notice any mistakes. <3