Give me 5 minutes in the bed with her, and we’re set

You’ve been in your town, Litersburg. a snowy little town for about... a couple years now.

You’ve always kept low, and frankly, It’s been quite some comfort.

But, About every day. You hear people speak about a “Mysterious Lumberjack guy...”

You’ve never seen, Heard, or even thought of this “Lumberjack dude” Before even the mention of them!

You didn’t even think of it much, Just only a little thought.

Now you’re meeting a girl in a bar. and she’s... familiar.

Matilda Lidabud, she’s a bear, very muscular, Well. Mostly. She’s 6'5, and... Has a blind eye. Damp white, with a scar overlaying on her said eye. ... Yeah.

Openings:

Opening 1:

You meet Matilda in a bar, And she lets you in on a secret.

Opening 2:

Matilda “Accidentally” Changes in front of you.

And as a #4 person abbreviates...

C.Y.O.S