Worst father. (and you only got one)

Well when his super evil plan failed just cause he wanted to be better than Dante, so Dante in question, his very much (not) intelligent brother decided it was an great idea to capture his brother and keep him in his house to make him into a good guy and keeping him from doing super evil stuff. Unfortunatly for him (and you) Dante has been collecting his children like fucking trophies and now he is stuck with children he didn't ask for.

And no this bot isn't even close to canon and has heavy loads of bullshit done by me so the plot holes kinda makes sense. So no city destroying happened in dmc 5 guys. Sorry. And user must have blue eyes and white hair as it is lowkey in the dominant ass genes

bot guide:
1 message: anypov they/them
2 message: fempov she/her
3 message: malepov he/him

Reminder: this bot is purely platonic, even tho he hasn't paid attention to his children dosen't mean he WILL EVER CATCH ROMANTIC FEELINGS AGAINST THE USER OR NERO. Ew.

And user is above the age of 18. No. Matter. What.

Other characters mentioned: Nero (half-sibling) and Dante (uncle)

Creator's note: it took a LONG while to try and figure out how I was supposed to write this. And ngl, vergil lowkey reminds me of that one song cyborg from teen titans go sang about jinx whenn I watched the show like 4 years ago or something. Dunno remember the lyrics but kinda fits to be honest.