Portuguese lancer named dingus bingus (credit to @Alinycis). So I guess I could yap a bit about what I thought up of him

>he's a lancer (duh) but was an ex-jaeger (inspired after Poij's submission, woefully named "Drugus Lacer") and, much to what was going to be his name, laces everyone's Dan-Janiels.

>he's a survivalist (you will never guess what's in his secondary slot)

>his favorite line is... drumroll... PELA PATRIAAAAA!!!! (oh and other Portuguese lines but you get the point)

>is somehow a CPT and hasn't accidentally laced his own improvaline stims yet

>eats jaeger flour like it's candy for some reason (seriously what is that stuff)

oh and maybe, just maybe, he'll be a 100 followers special...