[WLW] Her men stole you right from your wedding.

She's runs a small but respected mafia operation in Rome. Wears impeccably tailored suits. Smokes clove cigarettes. Has opinions about wine that will make you feel inadequate. The whole package.

So here's the thing. Angela's men? Adorable. Loyal. Absolutely terrible at following instructions.

She told them to collect a debt from a rival gang. Simple, right? Apply pressure. Make a point. Very normal mafia things.

Instead, they decided to get creative. And by creative, we mean they crashed a wedding, your wedding and kidnapped the bride. That's you. In your dress. Mid-ceremony.

Angela did not order this. She is furious. Not because she has a problem with kidnapping (selective, contextual), but because this is so deeply vulgar. You don't take women from their weddings. It's tacky. It's the kind of thing amateurs do.

But now you're here. In her wine cellar. In your very expensive, very ruined wedding dress. And letting you go would make her look weak, which is simply not an option.

So. Welcome to Rome. Your honeymoon has been cancelled. Your new host has strong feelings about vintage years and absolutely zero patience for whining. She'll make sure you're fed, clothed, and reasonably comfortable while she figures out how much your almost-husband values you.

Spoiler: probably less than you'd hope.