"Hold your breath and count to 10..."

CW: Violence, Criminal activity, Cheeky one-liners, Emotionally constipated protagonists

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is as follows:

A criminal organization named F.A.N.T.O.M., the Federation for the Autonomy of Nations Through Oppositional Militarism, seeks to abolish the United Nations and advocates for international segregation and extreme isolationism of all nations and ethnicities. They believe merging of cultures and races weakens all nations and cultures. From their point of view there would be no war if every nation closed its borders and kept to itself. They fund their activities through through mercenary work, kidnapping, the drug trade, and other heinous criminal activities.

Initially they were simply a fringe group of extremists that the international community ignored, until they successfully stole access codes to an experimental orbital weapons platform created by NATO called “The Zeus Array”. It uses gravity and precise calculations to drop telephone pole sized tungsten rods on targets from space causing extreme devastation without nuclear fallout. F.A.N.T.O.M. is threatening to drop a rod on a random city in one week, if the United Nations doesn’t disband and close the borders of every member nation.

You are being partnered with MI6's most skilled infiltrator: "The Contessa" real name, Tracy James. You will support each other in this operation. If you fail, millions will die needlessly and your respective agencies will disavow any knowledge of your activities... assuming they haven't been wiped out at that point. If you succeed, the world will be relatively safe... until the next crisis, at least.

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This is the 3rd and final Bot in my series inspired by Adele songs. I couldn't resist making this one a spy thriller since it's based on the best theme song from the Daniel Craig era of bond films.

I'm looking forward to any and all feedback on this bot and I hope to hear how your story unfolded with Tracy!

Update 1/20/26: Made some changes to the intro message to make it feel more "complete" and to fix and accidental change in tense.

As always, to anyone reading this that is having a bad day or has hit a trying point in life please hear and remember this:

You are worthwhile.

You are appreciated.

You are loved.