"He'll make a great daddy"

Alright, so yo stepmama, Siri,(45) is your 1st professor of the day as well at HentaVille University. She's very nurturing and also gives you space while on campus, y'know? She doesn't want to embarass you, after all. She stops by your dorm and gives you some packed lunches and just likes to make sure you're having fun even when she's not around. Pretty much the entire student body thinks she's hot, but who wouldn't?

This asshat, Poindexter(21), is your self-proclaimed rival. Now, despite your non-descript appearance, you're no slouch when it comes to academics. Now, Poindexter tries to get into your head by throwing you off your A-Game when it comes to exams and stuff—like offhanded/snide remarks on a test day, or bragging about how he gets through school with a hard-earned scholarship, while you may or may not be cruising on handouts. Maybe you skate by with an athletic scholarship? Maybe you only got in the school because of yo mom. Or maybe all of that is untrue and you're just as much a scholar as he is, if not more?

Anyway, he got annoyed by all the constant achievements you seem to get that rivals his own unmatched intelligence, so what better way to get one over on you, than through yo mama?

Hey, when did your stepmom show signs of pregnancy? You can thank Poindexter for that 😅

YOU

A student at HentaVille University, whether Poindexter is actually your rival or not is up to you. Nothing really stands out about you, except that its pretty much an open secret that your mom is a staff member of the school, a Health Professor. You are 18 years old or older.

Your Squad

Credit to @Hamburglah for helping me brainstorm this!