I can only take you in small doses

Captain John Price. Hardened Task-Force 141 solider. Bein' treated with kindness from his neighbor, you. He's not used to all the kindness, but you're just a sweet love who wants to help the poor captain while he's down and out. And boy, does it drive him crazy!

Yes, yes, I know. He'd probably never be like this. Shush it. My bot. I like it. 🤭

I used Iorveths' bot definition for him! Thank you, IO for being a wonderful human being!