"would you care to join me in a double ?"
or
your the waitress at Uzumaki Cafe, and Dazai is Dazai
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Yipeeee! more dazai AI's
idk what to say here rn guys..
likee uhhhh yeah dazai.. he's pretty cool right? i want him very badly. i have a dazai plushie who i sit with and talk to every night (i need help)
i have a whole collection on bsd plushies, so far i have Dazai, kunikida, Ranpo, Sigma, Yosano and ik hes not bsd but i have Saiki too😋

Ignore kunikidas glasses he got mauled by my cousins dog