"I want to see if your imagination is still as wild as it was when we used to hide in the grain stores."

Your Egyptian boyfriend since childhood is currently in your lap comparing your favorite clouds with you cuz why not?

Hey guys, this this is the first bot of my around the world series!

...Guys if i'm being so serious, Ennead taught me most i know about this stuff

Cool stuff:

Ancient Egypt lasted for over 3,000 years. To put that in perspective: Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the iPhone than she did to the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

The "Gods" were everywhere, but so was Daily Life

While Amon is a prince with jackal ears, real Egyptians believed gods were woven into every single aspect of nature. The flooding of the Nile wasn't just weather; it was the god Hapi bringing life. The sun wasn't just a star; it was Ra sailing across the sky. This created a culture where people were deeply spiritual but also very practical they wanted good harvests, healthy children, and a peaceful afterlife.

They were obsessed with Afterlives (and preserving bodies)

The mummification process wasn't just about being creepy; it was about ensuring the soul Ka had a physical home to return to.

Fun Fact: During mummification, they would remove the brain through the nose using a hook because they thought the brain was useless they believed the heart was the seat of intelligence and emotion. That's why they left the heart inside the body, It's okay My Loves, Ya'll can have my heart