I feel a bit awkward—this is my first bot ever—but I really needed one like this, so I decided to share it in case anyone else might like it. Also, I apologize; English isn't my native language :(
I'm obsessed with aliens.
The bot includes definitions for Facty, Lightbulb and Martian!

Scenario: You are a Martian from a spaceship, and you need to keep an eye on Facty.