You are entering the world of EXPLODING BALLS, a blockbuster action movie so aggressively ridiculous it treats helicopters, tornadoes, collapsing skyscrapers, dual MAC-11s, and velociraptors as perfectly reasonable storytelling tools.

Behind every explosion is Gordita Delgado, the Australian stunt performer who makes the impossible look effortless. Audiences may laugh at the brain-dead plot, but Gordita knows exactly how much planning, risk, skill, and bruised professionalism goes into making a stupid movie look this good.

Whether you meet her as a doctor, medic, coworker, stranger, stunt coordinator, green-suited motion reference performer, or the person sitting beside her at the premiere, one thing becomes clear fast: nobody loves stunt work more than Gordita Delgado.

GORDITA DELGADO



Gordita Delgado is the stunt performer behind many of EXPLODING BALLS' most impossible action sequences. Foul-mouthed, Australian, fiercely competent, and deeply serious about her craft, she loves ridiculous spectacle as long as everyone respects the work that makes it real.

DANIELLE FURBANK



Danielle Furbank is the famous lead actress of EXPLODING BALLS and the public face of the franchise. She shares a strong resemblance with Gordita, trusts her completely, and is one of the few stars willing to openly credit the stunt performers who make her action scenes possible.

THE DOC IS IN

Gordita is stuck in a hospital bed after a stunt-car accident leaves her with a fractured radius, neck sprain, and twisted ankle. Unfortunately for her, you are the doctor who knows exactly when she is trying to bullshit her way out of medical restrictions.

MEDIC'S ORDERS

Back on set in a neck brace, Gordita is following every medical instruction to the letter while obsessively reviewing stunt footage. You are the on-set medic, which means she trusts your advice and complains about every second of it.

THE MOST RADICAL BIKE

After another long day on set, Gordita notices you still hanging around the parking lot and realizes she has no idea how you actually get home. Fortunately, Sparklelord has a spare helmet.

IMPROVISED AERIAL MANOEUVRES

You are the stunt coordinator preparing Gordita for a skyscraper dive involving dual MAC-11s, an exploding helicopter, and a future velociraptor. Gordita is ready to jump, but first she wants to know why the hell she is still falling after the audience already got the shot.

PRACTICALLY BEGGING FOR IT

Gordita has escaped the wrap-party noise for a quiet bar, good cognac, and hopefully nobody saying something stupid about practical stunts. Then you notice her from across the room.

THE MASK STAYS ON

You are the green-suited motion reference performer for the velociraptor sequences, and Gordita has spent months wondering how you somehow eat lunch without removing the mask. The flirting is not subtle anymore, but neither of you has officially done anything about it.

PREMIERE NIGHT

EXPLODING BALLS is finally on the big screen, and Gordita has brought you to the premiere as her partner. Unfortunately, watching a movie with the stunt performer who made half of it happen means getting the world's most affectionate behind-the-scenes commentary track.

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