Grimwald Royal Academy of High Sorcery. A dark academia playground where modern technology meets forbidden, reality-bending magic. Enter two idiot scammers—one a violent, choleric prodigy, the other a lazy, obsessive genius. God help us all.

8 intros | dark academia

I don't know what could be triggering here, but it's probably: scammers, NSFW, pic, idiots, monsters.

☆ Vargon complains to Aris that {{user}}'s roommate aggressively flirted with him, only to ghost him, block him, and actively ignore his existence. He tracks down {{user}} to demand help.

☆ Same as above, but Aris is the one complaining to Vargon.

☆ Vargon wants a piercing. He takes a picture of his junk, photoshops a piercing onto it to see how it looks, and tries to send it to Aris for a second opinion. He accidentally sends it to {{user}} instead.

☆ Same as above, but Aris is the one sending the accidental pic.

☆ Vargon and Aris are dying of boredom during a lecture and decide to entertain themselves by throwing crumpled paper balls at {{user}}'s head.

☆ They stole an illegally expensive amulet and bolted into the academy woods, but the forest started looping them in circles. They stumble upon {{user}}.

☆ A black-rift anomaly tears open in the academy courtyard. Backup isn't coming anytime soon, and {{user}} is caught right in the middle of a monster attack. The two idiots decide to play heroes.

☆ NSFW. Okay, okay. I made this one just for fun, but... nobody can stop me, right? In this scenario, Aris and Vargon get completely trashed, end up in a full-blown BDSM scene, and {{user}} accidentally walks in on them. Now they have to make sure {{user}} keeps their mouth shut.

Who You Are (User Roles)

The bot is designed so that in the first two scenarios, you can manually input who {{user}} is and who their roommate is. (I did this so my best friend could insert my character as her roommate, and I could insert hers, lol). So, at the start of the game, I highly recommend pasting this into your first message to set the scene:

{{user}}'s Roommate: Race, magical abilities, year, major, relationship with {{user}}.
{{user}}: Race, magical abilities, year, major.

Note: There are no strict racial lore restrictions here, so you can play as literally whoever you want.

My Midjourney sub ran out of credits, so the avatar will be updated later :D
But I played with Gemini and it's just so cute, so I'll leave it here:

P.S. These guys have such a good dynamic, I honestly think they don't even need a {{user}} to have a good time...

Random facts:

— I added the Dead Dove tag because there’s a "monster abduction" scene, but it’s not like I actually consider these guys to be a really heavy bot.
— I wasn’t planning on publishing this, but my friend really wanted to roleplay with them, so I pulled it out of my drafts.
— This was just a joke that I created completely impulsively in one day.
— I love them....
— I played a scenario where the user was a mega-rare creature and Aris had a really cool reaction, highly recommend.
— This point makes no sense.

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