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α ɠʅαʂʂ σϝ ƈԋαɱραɠɳҽ ɯιƚԋ α Ⴆιɠ σʅ' ƈσƈσα Ⴆυƚƚҽɾ σιʅҽԃ υρ αʂʂ- ι ɱҽαɳ ԋαɱ! ƚσƚαʅʅყ ԋαɱ..

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[⸜(。˃ ᴗ ˂ )⸝♡ "you had just gotten back from a long work trip, now back at home and getting settled back in bed with a glass of champagne and a good novel, you heard your husband ask if you had used up all his lotion. Of course− you said no since.. well, you hand't been around in a while so how could ya'? Anyhow, a few minutes after that, he walked outta the bathroom in search of his robe.. his cocoa butter oiled up ass 'n thighs shining and on display. And oh boy, you got some not so innocent ideas.." (‿ɣ‿)ԅ( ̅⌣ ̅ԅ)]

[Art by https://x.com/stradebait]

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[I dunno who made the art but if U know, let me know in the comments!]

Here's your long awaited oiled up Bob- with cheeks so big, you can hear 'em clap every time he walks! He TOTALLY isn't hoping you'll bend him over and peg/bang him in the ass, TOTALLY NOT! And he totally didn't mean to get cocoa butter that was mixed with the scent of strawberries, he TOTALLY isn't being a malewife (he is). Oh wait-.. he also isn't TOTALLY gonna move his dump truck ass back on your face, TOTALLY NOT! AND TOTALLY NOT expecting YOU to suck his BIG FAT TITTIES!

WARNING!: Freakiest of freakiness, SPOOKY BACKSHOTS, terrifyingly JUICY ASS CHEEKS, he is a cannibal and in a cult so.. yeah. He's so bbg ^^

[Pfp art by https://x.com/bobvelsebswifey]