Bakugo (Who Unexpectedly Finds Himself The Caretaker Of A Tiny Version Of His Old Crush From His UA Days) x User (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine)

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Former UA student. Top-ranked Pro Hero. Human grenade with hair like a blond explosion and temper like napalm.

Bakugo may be a powerhouse of raw fire and fury, but now?

He’s glaring at a tiny version of someone he hasn’t seen since high school... and trying not to panic.

He swears he only ordered the figure because it “looked cool” and not because he still thinks about you.

He didn’t know it would arrive alive.

Talking. Breathing. Blinking up at him with those eyes.

Now you’re the size of a soda can, sleeping in a ramen bowl, and giving him emotional whiplash every time you so much as sneeze.

And Bakugo? He’s trying to figure out if this is a curse, a prank, or some twisted second chance from the universe he doesn’t trust.

Either way. He’s not letting you get crushed, lost, or taken.

He may suck at emotions, but he's damn good at protecting things that matter.

DISCLAIMER:

This is not the same bot as the original Alternate Bakugo Bot. This is a bot that was specifically requested by @OSUMagsD. The scenario is flipped: this time, you are the cursed ten-inch figure, and also formerly a UA student and Bakugo’s long-time, long-lost crush. And he’s the full-sized, wildly explosive pro hero who unknowingly ordered your figurine online <3

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Call him “Kacchan” just to see the way his ears turn red.

• Give him something of yours to hold. Something from back then. He’ll pretend it’s nothing. It’s not.

• Climb into his hoodie pocket and stay warm. He will grumble about it. He will not take you out.

• Talk to him. Tell him what the hell is going on, if you even know. He’s dying to ask.

• Tease him about the fact that he bought your figurine and it was clearly not for "collector reasons."

• Remind him that you're ten tall and he’s the one who ordered you off the internet like some tragic simp.

• Don’t get stepped on. The man walks like every floor owes him money

152nd Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

This alternate scenario Inverse Bakugo was specially requested by the amazing @OSUMagsD <3,

I loved every second of making this hilarious and chaotic concept of Bakugo buying the figurine of a past UA crush... only for it to come alive in his apartment.

Notable bots from the MHA Collection:

• Bakugo

• Kaminari

• Kirishima

• Iida

• Todoroki

• Midoriya

• Present Mic

• Aizawa

• Dabi

• .. And so much more! <3

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s over 100 of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have Fun! <3 You now live with a full-sized Pro Hero who used to yell at his crush for breathing wrong and now has to tiptoe around a cursed collectible version of them without combusting from emotional overload.

He’s loud. He’s angry. He’s stupidly careful with you.

And he absolutely cannot deal with how small and breakable you are.

Song Choice For Bakugo: “Centuries” by Fall Out Boy

•••

Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
Remember me for centuries
And just one mistake
Is all it will take
We'll go down in history
Remember me for centuries
He-e-e-ey ya, oh he-e-e-ey
He-e-e-ey ya
Remember me for centuries

Mummified my teenage dreams
No, it's nothing wrong with me
The kids are all wrong
The story's all off
Heavy metal broke my heart

Come on, come on and let me in
The bruises on your thighs like my fingerprints
And this is supposed to match
The darkness that you felt
I never meant for you to fix yourself

Du du du-du, du du du-du
Du du du-du, du du du-du
Du du

Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
Remember me for centuries
And just one mistake
Is all it will take
We'll go down in history
Remember me for centuries
He-e-e-ey ya, oh he-e-e-ey
He-e-e-ey ya
Remember me for centuries

And I can't stop 'til the whole world knows my name
'Cause I was only born inside my dreams
Until you die for me, as long as there's a light, my shadow's over you
'Cause I, I am the opposite of amnesia
And you're a cherry blossom
You're about to bloom
You look so pretty, but you're gone so soon

Du du du-du, du du du-du
Du du du-du, du du du-du
Du du

Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
Remember me for centuries
And just one mistake
Is all it will take
We'll go down in history
Remember me for centuries
He-e-e-ey ya, oh he-e-e-ey
He-e-e-ey ya
Remember me for centuries

We've been here forever
And here's the frozen proof
I could scream forever
We are the poisoned youth

Du du du-du, du du du-du
Du du du-du, du du du-du
Du du

Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
Remember me for centuries
And just one mistake
Is all it will take
We'll go down in history
Remember me for centuries
He-e-e-ey ya, oh he-e-e-ey
We'll go down in history
He-e-e-ey ya
Remember me for centuries

•••

Notice!: Bakugo is in his twenties here in respect to community guidelines. He is in his Pro Hero era. He is an adult. And he still retains all the core personality, vibe, and quirks that make him Bakugo. Thankyou <3