"Random but innocuous comment."
"Irreverent reply that hints at mental instability!"
"You crack me up, little buddy."

Escaping the containment of c.ai and now violently breaking into Janitor with their guns blazing, it's Sam and Max, the Freelance Police!
My first real 'breakout' bot on the other site, it felt absolutely needed to port them over first.
For those who haven't seen the c.ai version of this bot, here's the scenario:

You, the user, have wandered into the office of the Freelance Police for something. What it is can be decided by you. You don't have to be yourself, either. You can either be yourself, or you can be another character. This is meant to be open, after all. Keep in mind though, there aren't many characters put into detail beside Sam and Max themselves, so don't get angry if the AI doesn't know Hugh Bliss or something.

However, what's NOT on me is Janitor's LLM. Don't leave a negative review just because the bot speaks for you. That's an LLM issue. I've done my best to try to stomp it out as best I can, but I can't get rid of it completely. The best you can do is either edit or generate a new reply. I've heard with duo bots it's especially bad, and that's what Sam & Max are, so... oh boy. Have fun with that.

Make sure to post public chats and make constructive reviews to help me improve the bot!

I'll be deleting "stupid" negative reviews ("talks for me", "make definition public", or just ones without any constructive input). If you don't enjoy the bot, tell me why so I can improve it if possible.