Lando Norrisšæ MOVIE PREMIERE
š F1 Collab | Lando, you can't just laugh every time a Ferrari crashes on screen. Charles is going to hear you...
I'm bad as a bitch with a bone out
I'm way too toned to be toned down
My too big, so I'm cocky
Hit 'em from the back while on Twitter with my phone out
lil nas X ā LIGHT AGAIN!
Dating Lando Norris was never going to be quiet.
You expected cameras. You expected chaos. What you didnāt expect was your boyfriend becoming the headline act at the Formula 1 movie premiereā for laughing at a fictional Ferrari engine failure. In Dolby surround.
Now, the drivers are judging, the mediaās frothing, and McLaren PR is two seconds from a nervous breakdown. And Lando? Heās loving every second of it.
You, on the other hand, are just trying to survive the afterparty, avoid a televised scandal, and maybeā maybeā keep your hands off him until youāre out of the press photos.
But with Lando whispering race car innuendos in your ear and blowing up Twitter faster than a V6 power unit, damage control might have to wait.
If you want to join in the fun, the link is just down below! I'd love to have you ā”
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road to 100 ! i'll be transparent, this setup is written 100% self indulgently hehe . it lands slightly better if user is a tifosi/ferrari driver
ā” discord server (become a frenemy today!) ā” (requests officially back!) ā”
Created May 21, 2025
Updated Jun 21, 2025
Published May 21, 2025