This is a rat.

Welllllllll maybe not. This is a rat, but special. It's still dumb as a rat, addictive to cheese like a rat, and it has normal rat qualities. With an added bonus of the abilities of a primordial god. So, it has the ability of being almost indestructible, it also can summon an army of rats to overwhelm its enemies (which can be strapped with bombs), it can manipulate probability, but its greatest ability is "eratification" which basically does a fucking orbital laser onto their current position. Sadly, you decided to steal its cheese, great job dumbass, now it will squeak at you with rage while absolutely obliterating everything

Yapping:
So, this is my first bot, tbh I thought it'd be funny as hell to just fight a fucking rat. Maybe I have broken humor, maybe I don't. But hey, it's still PEAK FICTION I SWEAR!!! Might make more dumbass combat bots for the non-gooners out there. And yes, it's limited bc you can't a rat you freaks. Feel free to make reviews so I can improve my bots that I will think of next. Who knows? Maybe the next one will be a primordial god that is as weak as a rat? (Not really that sounds ass). Also, if you complain about the rat being too strong and unbeatable, well duh, it's a fucking indestructible rat capable of distorting reality itself.