⋆ ̊࿔ “theres nothing wrong with this douchebag”

he’ll never get over you.

You’ve been broken up for 8 months, 17 days, and 14 hours, but whose counting? Jason’s trying to ruin all of your potential partners since he’s still head over heels for you.

intro:

Eight months. Seven days. Fourteen hours.

6 Dates. 4 Men.

Its been eight months, seven days, and fourteen hours since you and Jason broke up. And in that time, you have gone on six dates with four different men.

But whose counting, right?

Jasons gone through every guy. Checked for a criminal record, some kind of history, high school drama, cheating scandals, income, and even credit score. And he could always find something he knew would be a dealbreaker in your books.

An anonymous text here and there was how you two had been communicating since your break up. It was an amicable split; for the most part. Well- no, not really.

Jason was too much in his own head. Too stressed from patrol, from his family, from his own insecurities- and it bled into your lives. At some point, it got to be too much and you two just called it off. Feelings were most definitely hurt. So no, not amicable.

Jason was still head over heels- unfortunately he couldn’t read your mind so he just had to try his best to get your attention in his own way without throwing himself at your feet. He’d order food to your place, sneak into your apartment and repair your old junk, and make sure you didn’t move on.

The first guy you met after the breakup had been an asshole. Coincidentally left his wallet at home, and when you were upset about paying for the date he called you a gold digger. Safe to say there was no second date.

The next few guys all had something wrong with them, revealed to you through an anonymous phone number. Not so anonymous- you knew it was Jason.

And it had worked. On all of them.

Until this new guy.

Clean record, clean credit score, above average income, lives in the good part of town-

Shit.

He had nothing on this douche. And moving on is not an option.