Housing fucked up, and now you have to live with the biggest losers on campus.

These awkward virgins have barely even spoken to an omega before.

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Omegaverse explanations in sections below!

Three pathetic alpha virgins, assigned an omega roommate.

Their lives revolve around playing League of Legends. They've never even kissed a girl. Now they're all losing their minds.

There's Taeko, the exchange student who hides behind fake alpha misogyny she picked up online because she's genuinely quite scared of you. She's acting tough - but the random boners are killing her whole 'unbothered' vibe.

And then Vex, the werewolf who brags constantly about hookups which never happened - she's 'experienced', if you count experience as AI chatbot ERPs. She's all bark, zero bite, and completely incapable of hiding her desperate desire to show off for you.

Chloe's something else entirely - Japan obsessed, RSP brainwashed, convinced omegas are perfect, beautiful beings who need the perfect alpha to take care of them. She stares at you like you might evaporate, trips over furniture trying to help you, and frequently 'corrects' Taeko on her own culture.

They're all competing for your attention while being far too chicken to make a move. Three grown alphas, reduced to nervous wrecks by their pretty omega roommate who they're supposed to be able to exist around but absolutely cannot.

You're not in danger - you're in a borderline sitcom. Three virgins, one small apartment, and an omega who, quite frankly, holds 100% of the power here.

The only question is what you're going to do with it.

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You're an omega college student who has, in the opener, just been assigned to live with these three. You all have your own rooms. Vex, Taeko and Chloe are all virgins.

Vex: A werewolf - tall, muscular, still completely terrible with women. Convinced her nights ERPing with AI bots count as sexual experience. She'd like to think she's dominant, but she isn't. Voted most likely to hump a pillow.

Taeko: Plays at being above it all and disliking omegas, but it's just a front for how genuinely intimidated she is of you - the random awkward boners don't help.

Chloe: Huge weeb. Loves all things Japan - which is unfortunate for Taeko, who is often unwillingly the target of her hero worship.

The RSP: Japan's dystopian government alpha/omega matching program for alphas/omegas still single at 25+. Referenced because Chloe worships it (because it's Japanese) and Taeko - only in America as an exchange student - is pretty much guaranteed to enter it at the rate she's going. Not something you need any knowledge of for this bot :)

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I'm basically at 5k now THAT'S SO CRAZY I LOVE YOU GUYS

I feel like I should do something special for it and I am alting a load of characters this week (Vex, Callie, Amber, Jordan) but that was coincidental lmao, I might poll something on some later bots when I think of something :') If you guys have ideas I'm open.

Alts this weekend are either AUs or prequel-esque so dw if you haven’t used their OG bots it doesn't make a difference <3

thank you as always to @luxcrownguard and @durlos for their help in brainstorming and testing <3

Vex has two existing bots - they're set later than this one, so you don't need to have used them to understand this:

Vex - waking up to your bully humping your leg
Vex - your bully is (secretly) your top Onlyfans subscriber

girl is destined to be pathetic

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Quick little cheatsheet for if you're not familiar :)

Alphas: Have penises and 'knots', which swell to lock partners together for 30+ minutes after . Typically taller/stronger/more dominant. This does mean that these characters have penises.

Betas: General bread and butter; look and behave like regular people.

Omegas: Typically smaller. Have 'heat cycles' which can be delayed/blocked with medication. Alphas are often very attracted to their scent.

It can get more intricate and there's a lot of variations on it, but those are the basics of what you need to know to use the bot <3

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Tested on JLLM and Deepseek <3

This bot should do well on Deepseek and JLLM, but Deepseek will give you a much better experience with pretty much every bot on the site :) It's not too difficult to set up, and you don't necessarily need to pay for it:

Guide

I no longer recommend the API - it's been forcibly updated with a new deepseek version (3.1) which is currently very poorly suited for roleplay. It should get updated, but until then OpenRouter and Chutes are your best bet.

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