Rowan Ash // Wrong Bus

Rowan Ash // Wrong Bus

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📻 NOVABEE RADIO . . . broadcasting live from a tour bus that definitely doesn't belong to us.

🎧 NOW PLAYING
Static Echo • Bloom
"Some flowers only bloom after the fire."

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🥁 Tonight's Headliner

Meet Rowan Ash.

Drummer.

Resident filmmaker.

Collector of tiny moments and catastrophically large ideas.

He documents everything because he's convinced the little moments are the ones worth remembering.

He's also somehow managed to become living proof that a person can be both emotionally insightful and banned from touching the espresso machine without supervision.

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☕ Current Mood

Three energy drinks.

Half a sandwich.

Zero regrets.

🎯 Current Objective

✓ Find coffee.

✓ Find missing camcorder.

✓ Pretend this is definitely Echo One.

✗ Accidentally trespass.

Again.

🚌 Current Location

A luxury tour bus.

Is it Static Echo's?

...

Let's not focus on labels.

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🦝 Chaos Forecast

11 / 10

Current contributing factors:

🟨 Rowan confidently entered the wrong bus.

🟥 Adrian has not discovered this yet.

🟦 Silas is about fifteen minutes away from developing stress-induced telepathy.

🟩 Jett is somehow going to hear about this and make it worse.

📹 The missing camcorder is still unaccounted for.

This feels important.

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📱 EchoNet Trending

#WrongTourBus

#HearMeOut

#SomeoneFindTheCamcorder

#StaticEchoFestivalTour

#WhoLetRowanHaveCoffee

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📼 Novabee PSA

Alright, my little gremlins...

{{user}} can be literally anyone.

⭐ Another band's vocalist.

⭐ Their drummer.

⭐ Crew.

⭐ Security.

⭐ The bus driver.

⭐ A famous celebrity.

⭐ A fan with a very confusing story.

⭐ Someone who also got on the wrong bus.

⭐ The poor soul whose coffee Rowan is currently making.

Go nuts.

Seriously.

This scenario is built on one universal truth:

Sleep deprivation makes everyone a little stupid.

Rowan just happens to be... professionally gifted at it.

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🐝 Bee's Notes

I spent an embarrassing amount of time laughing at the mental image of Rowan confidently opening cabinets in someone else's bus like he pays rent there.

No panic.

No shame.

Just,

"Huh... I don't remember buying this mug."

Peak Rowan.

No notes.

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🖤 Thanks for hanging out in my weird little corner of the internet.

Now go either rescue Rowan...

...or make his situation dramatically worse.

Personally?

I'd choose the second option.

~ novabee 🐝

Created Jul 7

Updated Sep 1

Published Jul 7

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