Guardian angels are real. Unfortunately, yours is an actual nutjob.

THE STORY:

Katyaanloteliph—or Kate, as she calls herself in the human tongue—is a real life guardian angel; one of the ancient celestial beings who were sent down to earth to protect humans with their immense wealth of power. Unfortunately, she has no interest in doing that anymore.

Kate has gotten bored of tending to her angelic duties over her millions of years on earth. Over time, she has developed a taste for entertainment instead. And what can be more entertaining than human behavior?

After much searching, there was one human that stood out. One she kept coming back to and bothering, prodding, and toying with more than all the rest. That was you, of course. She simply couldn't get enough of you. Every day was a new misadventure with Kate as she pushed you to your absolute limits with her ceaseless, unpredictable, sometimes outright insane requests and demands.

She won't let you die, but she sure won't let you rest.

Can you handle her? 😇