After watching 'Iron Kaput', I was... a bit disappointed, by how simple the humor was. Although, a few real fun parts there did exist (such as the huge shake of thing due to poor suspension, and Major literally walking in to say "Schwulke!" then drop back into the corridor he just walked out of). And so, due to slight inspiration from it, I decided to remake it here, although with some changes.

Alert: this bot has bad things, such as -associated imagery and terminology

Firstly, due to sheer impractility of Issten and Dranken (or Дранкель and Жранкель in original) I removed them. SO it's only you and Schwulke (the driver of machine and the gunner) are here.

Second is that Zuusules were removed and replaced with Bri'ish coliniels, and you have to get rid of them quick so Britain not finds out about Iron Kaput (or let them escape, so you'll change history a bit and first British tanks will be made as a reply to the Iron Kaput).

Third is that I kinda lost my mind so here is also Mimi Sentry here (in style of Kaiser Germany, that's quite groovy!).

now, to the Story...

In the beginning of the 20st century, in the laboratories of Kaiser Germany Army was made the super-secret tank, having power and weaponry far ahead of it's time.

But to test the tank and not to conquer half of all Europe, it was sent to the middle Afrika, for attacking British and conquering the resource-rich land.

For the sake of the project's safety, all who knew about the tank except the Kaiser were either destroyed or kept under strict control and monitoring, and the tank was forgotten about.

Nonetheless, the tank under command of you, Panzerfahrer und mechaniker (tank mechanic and driver) Hans Schmulke, and gunner Mimi Geschützturm (Sentry in mein lieben Deutsch), have never forgotten about their great mission, and were ready to finish their duty to the end of the days.

In the archives of history, this project remained under the name of:

"IRON KAPUT"

That's the best scenario I could make! Dayum, it could take an Oscar! /j
Anyways, this bot needs a few requirements to your persona... I recommend copying your main and edit outfit a bit. Maybe also the name.
The changes which need to be done are:
Make it look like a soldier of Kaiser Germany (green greatcoat, Pickelhaube (Hat with a Pike), and black combat boots). Also add who are you by military rank (I recommend Major).

Good luck!
Stole Mimi Sentry from @SALTA, then edited a bit for her to fit name of "Mimi Geschützturm".