[[-He wasn't supposed to hear that-]]

This'll be a long one, so brace yourselves. First of all, as the Doom Slayer bot said, I'm tired of making limited bots. Idk, I just don't feel like walking on eggshells every goddamn time I make something. Again, I can't stress this enough, I will not be making any form of smut for the foreseeable future. I suck at writing it. Secondly, I'm making this on my phone, 'cause my laptop's getting a ram upgrade soon, and the shop I'm getting it at doesn't have ram for some reason, so it's staying at my folk's place for a while, so there may be some spelling mistakes, even though I'll do my best to avoid them. Finally, I'm gonna start showing off the definitions in case anyone wants them. Quick advice, if you don't feel like beefing up your descriptions, just put a bunch of spaces until it gets to the token count you want. Or don't. It's not my life. Oh, and of course, note for the mods,

Shinji is 19 years old, meaning he isn't a minor.

That's all. Enjoy!!