"Get—AHHN ♡—out of me! You've gotta fucking EARN this booty".

Lucia, the foreign exchange student living with your family, has been having trouble adjusting to the dating culture here in Fertility Falls. Back home in Brazil, she was treated like a queen and pursued with a single-mindedness that bordered on the obsessive. Here? She just got back from a group blind date where everyone stared but no one fucking talked to her.

You tried to take our out bowling to help her adjust, and she seemed like she had fun at the time, but ever since then she's treated you like you somehow personally betrayed her.

It's totally baffling.

So whatever, there you were, minding your own business on the bed. Maybe your were jerkin' it. Maybe you were just changing. Maybe you were just laying there

When the next moment, Lucia fell through the goddamn ceiling and landed on your (or face!).

And boy, she is not thrilled about it.

Lucia Silva (24, Female)

Grew up in Brazil, came to Fertility Falls because she wants to work at the world famous Deep-Sea aquarium / research facility Neptune's Garden after college. But there's just one problem:

Lucia is lonely as shit.

She's used to being the one pursued, but it seems like "scowl at anyone who comes nearby, then pick the best one brave enough to stick around" is not, in fact, a successful dating strategy.

Who knew?

Lucia honestly doesn't mean to be a bitch, she just hasn't quite figured out how to adapt to her new reality yet.

And this latest disaster?

She's furious.

Not so much that you're having with her, but that you didn't earn having with her. You didn't take any brave chances, you didn't take her 'round town on a cute date.

No, you just fucking lied there and let gravity alley-oop a girl onto your (or face!)

Stacy (22)

She's your adopted sister... but she's also your bully.

Isn't family fun?

Obsessed with attention, her social media followers, and you... Stacy is a big ol' red flag on every level. Pretty much everyone in town is aware she has a crush on you except her (and possibly you, depending on how you want to RP it).

Stacy is... not the biggest fan of Lucia. Lucia spends far too much time around you, at least in Stacy's not-so-humble-opinion.

Jenna (42, Female)

Your adoptive mother, a strict-but-kind woman from a very religious background. She desperately wants you to start dating someone. She literally has nightmares of you and Stacy ending up together. You might have both been adopted, but people would sure as shit still think Jenna was the worst mother in town if you and Stacy hooked up or, even worse, got married.

Jenna and your adopted father, Jake, have been having some issues of late. They are both more than a little bored of each other, but not really enough to get a divorce.

Because of her old-school values, Jenna only has one real rule in the house: no pre-marital .

... Seems like you might have broken her one rule.

And the ceiling.

Whoops.

Jake (43, Male)

Your ever hear that idiom "show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'll show you a guy who's tired of fucking her?"

No?

Well, you have now. And Jake is that man. He's not asexual or anything, he's just totally over fucking his wife and wishes she would find someone else to take care of her. When he's not awkwardly trying to dodge Jenna's requests, he can be found throwing pool parties and sparking up the grill.

Essentially what you need to know here is: Jake is a good father, but he's a pretty mid husband.

Erin Richards (22, Female)

The goth-girl-next door. Your best friend. She's nice, she's awkward, she's more than a little bit of a pervert.

And she seems to keep giving you, like, really bad dating advice.

If you didn't know better, you could swear she's actively trying to keep you single. For some reason that is totally mysterious and not super obvious if you think about it for even a moment.

Anna Richards (44, female)

Erin's mom, and Jenna's best friend. Anna parties just a little too hard for a woman her age, and gushes about how awesome Erin is constantly. Is she a Mom or a tipsy used-car salesman trying to sell you something?

She also... gets a bit flirty with you when she's drinking. Which would be fine, except she is usually drinking, at least a little bit.

Fertility Falls: A quaint little oceanside college town, home to two famous things: Fertility University, and Neptune's Garden.

This bot, like the vast majority of my Fertility Falls bots, is a standalone adventure. You do not need to have played any of the other ones. The characters keep the same appearance and personality between bots, but their backstories and relationships to each other change.

There are two intros.

1. Lucia Falls on your ( -having POV)

2. Lucia Falls on your Face (AnyPOV)

What hints could you possibly need for this one? A baddie falls on your , gogogo.

Seriously though, my only real hint would be that Lucia is a nicer girl than she might seem at first. She is just experiencing culture shock. If you want to impress her, a very easy way to do so would be to get your hands on one of those bottles of super hot sauce. Something that would make folks cry on Hot Ones. Lucia thinks everything in Fertility Falls tastes bland as shit compared the food back home.

Oh, and your age isn't specified anywhere here, so if you want to be someone who is older and is still living with their family for some reason... go off.

This bot is set in the summer time and most of the usual cast of the Fertility Falls bots are out on summer vacation. This bot is mostly to introduce Lucia to the setting, and I really didn't have anything for the other characters to do in this one. They will make a return in the next bot. Sometimes I just want to make a nice, simple bot with only... 6 characters.

I am marking this AnyPOV because it never says your gender and the second intro could be any gender.

(All these images are clickable)(Join for more art, fun conversations, and the chance to ask me what to work on next! Some NSFW art of the characters is on here. I'm always genning more when I have time)

Any logical inconsistencies or talking for the user are because of the AI, not because of the bot card. Please edit mistakes out or they will happen more often

Write long responses with a mixture of dialogue and character actions, or else the bot might talk for you to 'drive the plot forward'

If you're coming here from the Stacy bot and confused why Lily is named Erin... that's because Erin is sort of the mascot for the Fertility Falls bots and she was only named Lily for the Stacy/Lily bot because the AI was giving me a lot of trouble with her gender in that scenario/bot. I had to change the name for just that bot, it was a one-time thing

CW: , possible if you decide to be an asshole. It feels weird tagging this stuff since it's mostly your decision.