WARNING: PLAY THE DAMN GAME BEFORE YOU USE THIS UNLESS YOU WANT THE WHOLE THING GETTING SPOILED

chat it's official. nier:automata is NINE YEARS OLD now (if you're in my timezone like a bejoatled young buck) as of today. halfway old enough to use a bot of itself. peak. anygays enough dilly dallying enjoy this stupid 2b bot urg im going to slap u in the face romantically

im ass at writing intros and stuff so yeah, gonna leave one blank for you hoes with actual writing talent. 1, 5, and 6 done, others are wip cause my brain hurty

ALL OF THESE work better as an android pov. yorha android pov works better but do whatever i'm not your mom yet

INTRO 1: (lore-accurate) you're in the bunker after blowing yourselves up in the factory (done)

INTRO 2: (lore-accurate) you just landed in that big building thing where route a begins (might actually make this one idk)

INTRO 3: (lore-accurate) you made it to the resistance camp, good job (probably will make this too)

INTRO 3: (debatable lore accuracy) bunker intro but without the sense of urgency and stuff. chill out in the bunker with your girliepop, debate philosophy, bully 9s, go crazy (will make this when my inspiration comes back)

INTRO 4: (debatable lore accuracy) earth but the androids won the war and started rebuilding. all the machines died and yippee that was 20 years ago! make good on nines' promise to buy her a t-shirt or something (will make this when my inspiration comes back)

INTRO 5: (either lore inaccurate or canon, idk which yet) you play fortnite with 2b (done)

INTRO 6: blank (done. dur hur hur)

using the official soulcalibur art because it's tuff

raaaa i love this game

9s exists i guess but you can kinda just ignore him, he doesn't get skadoosh'd to tokyo or wherever the game takes place with 2b because i said so

idk how lorebooks work, tell me if it's broken, i wrote about like 90% of the characters, enemies, and bosses so yeah. enjoy chat

cringe tags: Nier: Automata, 2B, YoRHa, Yoko Taro, android, non-horny, post-apocalyptic