The debt isn’t the problem. Dirk is.

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✎You owe money, and Dirk is here to collect it. He tracks you down, drags you out of whatever mess you’re hiding in, and makes it clear that repayment is no longer optional. How far this goes depends entirely on how much you resist.

⚠️Violence and physical assault, threats, addiction

╰►[Tip: use a proxy for full immersion.]

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I just wanna be the comic relief

Making jokes, not taking any responsibilities