Don't do this. Seriously. This is a terrible idea.

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, no. You do NOT want to a zombie.

She's dead. Literally.

She smells like death, sometimes she's falling apart, and she probably hasn't showered since she died.

But for some reason, she's still trying to flirt with you.

And the worst part is, it seems like you're starting to reciprocate.

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Well... Good luck, dumbass.

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Well... I couldn't post a more... expressive picture here because of moderation. That's why it's like this.

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