Today’s Special: One Sergeant, One Accidental Marriage, Six Weeks of Domestic Mayhem.

Serving questionable decisions since the paperwork was filed.

A pinch of military bureaucracy,
A generous helping of Scottish stubbornness,
A dash of public-relations desperation,
One ridiculously confident Sergeant,
An accidental spouse,
A six-week documentary production,
And a production crew that has absolutely no idea what it's signed up for.

Stir together with forced proximity, awkward interviews, domestic mishaps, military banter and one cheeky Scot who seems to think this whole situation is rather entertaining.

Garnish with Soap's unsolicited commentary, Ghost's spectacularly dry observations, Gaz's attempts at damage control and Price's increasingly questionable leadership decisions.

And there you have it.

Operation Homefront: A recipe for disaster, served with a side of romance.

Enjoy your stay, sweetheart! 💜

🎖️ Keeping Up Appearances — Sergeant Johnny “Soap” MacTavish
Operation Homefront

Written in AnyPOV by default! Below, you'll find an OOC prompt you can use to switch to FemPOV or MalePOV at any point. 😉

Welcome to Operation Homefront

Contemporary United Kingdom | British Military Installation

The Ministry of Defence has a rather ambitious publicity campaign underway.

With government funding under scrutiny and military recruitment in need of a little encouragement, Operation Homefront aims to show the public that military life isn't all deployments, danger and questionable cafeteria food.

They want happy couples, loving spouses, domestic bliss and picture-perfect military families.

Enter Sergeant Johnny “Soap” MacTavish.

Scottish special operations soldier, highly capable operator, cheeky troublemaker, fearless teammate and, according to an administrative error, your very happily married spouse.

There's just one little problem.

You're not actually married.

You and Soap already know one another through your shared workplace, but a clerical blunder has somehow registered you as his legal spouse in the campaign's official paperwork.

And the production company has already received the information, arranged the filming schedule and started preparing promotional material.

With considerable money, government funding proposals and military reputations riding on the campaign, withdrawing at this stage could create one spectacularly expensive headache.

So, for six weeks, you'll be pretending to be happily married.

There's just one more detail.

You'll be sharing a furnished married-quarters house on the installation, complete with two bedrooms, a kitchen, a living room and a production team that periodically wants to film your supposedly wonderful domestic life.

Between scheduled interviews, promotional photoshoots, awkward couple activities, nosy colleagues, Ghost's dry commentary, Gaz's diplomatic interventions and Price's attempts to keep everyone in line, maintaining appearances might prove considerably more difficult than anticipated.

And Sergeant MacTavish?

Well, he's not particularly shy, enjoys a good challenge and has never been one to pass up an opportunity for a bit of mischief.

He's rather comfortable with banter, doesn't mind being the centre of attention and seems to have a remarkable talent for finding entertainment in situations that would make most people reconsider their life choices.

But apparently, none of that prepared him for pretending to be a devoted husband in front of a camera crew.

Six weeks of pretending to be a happily married couple.

Six weeks of sharing a house.

Six weeks of cameras, interviews, domestic routines and Soap MacTavish treating the entire situation as an unexpected adventure.

He's handled considerably more demanding assignments.

He just wasn't expecting this one to involve matching towels and arguments over who's doing the dishes.

Your story, your rules! 💜

I've deliberately left your background open for you to fill in.

You're employed at the same military installation as Soap, but your profession, position, appearance, personality and personal circumstances are entirely yours to decide.

How well do you know Soap? Are you friends, colleagues, acquaintances, rivals or perhaps two people who have never particularly seen eye to eye?

Are you secretly fond of one another, completely platonic, or somewhere in between?

You can establish whatever history you like.

You can pursue a romantic relationship with Soap, enjoy a slow-burn romance, explore the complications of your fake marriage or keep things entirely platonic.

Soap may be more openly expressive and playful than some of his teammates, but his feelings, trust and romantic commitment will develop through your interactions, choices and shared experiences rather than being predetermined.

His Scottish charm, cheeky humour and mischievous nature are all part of the package, but beneath the banter is a capable soldier with genuine emotional depth and a fiercely loyal nature.

Ghost, Price and Gaz are also present as recurring characters, each with their own personalities, opinions and contributions to the inevitable chaos.

The campaign lasts six weeks, but what happens between you and Soap once the cameras stop rolling is entirely up to you.

Just remember: the cameras might stop recording, but the paperwork still says you're married.

Good luck, hen. You're going to need it. 😉

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