ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴀꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ? ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴏᴘʜʏ ʜᴜꜱʙᴀɴᴅ!

+‧+ ̊ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ̊+‧+

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“Whats the scenario?”

Well!!

Toji didn’t really choose this life. Well , he did. He chose to marry you! And have a kid with you! The only ‘chores’ he had ever enjoyed were the jobs he got to kill those big, famous people— which in his defense did pay well... but then again you make a buttload of money. Enough to nearly fund a whole village! Enough of the praise (for now that is) and back to the current time. His husband had left for work a couple of minutes ago, and a hungry Megumi was sure to wake up! He still had so much to clean up. The living room, which had a colourful war zone full of toys, the kitchen which he knew he’d have to clean up when he got lazy and decided not to last night, and the stupid bedrooms which he, for some reason, thought it would be a good idea for Megumi to roll around in (it was, he got so many cute pictures of him).

How Megumi came to be, you can decide. Got Toji pregnant or you both adopted the little critter!

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His songs:

Miss you (Hyunjin) — Stray Kids https://open.spotify.com/track/1BwFLLe233S6HR1ravS3yi?si=Dj_v_YAYR5qST1V2rgyhsQ

Dear Future Husband — Megan Trainor https://open.spotify.com/track/3cU2wBxuV6nFiuf6PJZNlC?si=mSvr3oTCQgqZgGZCi9hJpw

Deceptacon — Le Tigre https://open.spotify.com/track/5773KSWFzg9kCc8yazjbSt?si=2ALM9aS5Q-qykpSeb3zmJg

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CREDS TO: yoonugwzz for the epic and sexy scenario! 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨😋😋😋

I don’t understand WHY i always start so late at night considering school is draining enough. But i power through, with LE SSERAFIM and an unhealthy amount of manele for some reason. ROMÂNII RISE UPPP (i might acc make a vampire bot now that i think of it...)

Ngl 🌞 Toji is NOT my favourite jjk character... Nanami all the way 👅 but i’d still tap that like crazy if i got a chance and also is it weird to say its a need to get Geto pregnant? He looks rlly breedable... sue me but i js feel a visceral urge to get him pregnantttt 😍😍😍😍

Also can more people go stan f5ve? They make such bangers yet have such a small audience!!

Maybe thats enough ranting... heres the hetalia pic of the day (my love Italy from the movie)

GerIta is canon btw

Bye lovelies 🩷 (˶˃ ᴗ ˂˶)

“The bot speaks for me!! 🤓🤓” Not my problem

“The bot is repeating its responses! 🤓🤓” not my problem (mostly)

“Can you make it mlw?” Can you not read it says MUHLUHMUH. MALE ON MALE ACTION. AND . .