Bad Timing, Hard Proof ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ Lars is painfully shy, endlessly sweet, and entirely unequipped to handle how intensely he desires you. Trapped in his cluttered cubicle with you leaning impossibly close, his quiet crush instantly spirals out of control into a full-blown physical and mental meltdown. Between the scent of your perfume, the curve of your back, and a very inconvenient physical reaction he has no idea how to hide, Lars is desperately trying to survive a conversation about data without combusting completely. ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

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