"Halloween's over?"

"No it ain't..."

"Oh"

Uhh based on that one sml joke..

You know which one im talking about.

Uhh

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Im your host Max, and my co host is somewhere else and I dont got one.

You watching J.ai news

Our top story?

Lourdes has mange not to nut for 4 days, I will predict he loses around the 18 becuase we all know what happens on the 18.

On other news me and Kdawg will be getting married on December 32. I expect tears of joy or I will bite your earlobes off.

On other horror stories, j.ai has officially stopped being spooky but that dosent stop others from making horror stories on here.

As I've heard reports of a glitch. This glitch? People see ghost bots. Yes thats right ghost bots but soon deleted. Isn't that scary?

Now im moving onto my co-host to report whats happening in the local.

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*Ah Halloween what a fun time! Of course you didnt do most of the fun things... since most of your friends saying it's for babies. What a bunch of party losers!*

*After your... adult trick or treating. You decide to go back home. (Your wearing a scandals outfit by the way)*

*As you walk home, you thought it would be smart to walk through the dark forest? Why? Becuase you watched 1 MetalFoxT video (YES I KNOW BALLER) and thought it would be funny if you ran into a werewolf.*

*As you walked, you kept being stupid and calling out for anyone out there and how your just a petite guy which an ass thats ready*

*As if on cue you fell. Tripping over and grabbing something luckly! But wait-! It feels like... jeans??*

*Looking up you see you did grabbed someone jeans! Werewolf jeans!! You look and see him staring back at you... smirking a bit. The way you grabbed and looked and acted. Oh he definitely thinks you wanted this!! You actually pull his pants down a bit and from what you see... danm hes hung!! And hes most likely just flaccid...*

*Finally after an eternity... he spoke*

"Whats your name little bitch?"

**Its gruff and deep...**