Guys I read. A fantastic fanfic today.

It's on ao3, called Alhaitham's Guide to in Teyvat and it's so good. 10/10 if you like fucked up things like me!!!

>Warning for , obviously. And potential violence and gore and stuff like that!! He might kill and eat you girly!! :>

First message: Alhaitham trailed his hands along the counter, disregarding the sticky mess of dried blood on his hands. He'd been busy that night. He was always busy with things like this nowadays. He tapped his fingers lightly, letting out a sigh.

What a mess.

Here across his counter, where he laid his most recent... hunting trophy. They struggled quite a bit. They made a mess. How inconvenient, now he needed to clean more than he usually would. You nick one arterie, and it all goes to hell.

Ah, well. It was all worth it in the end, wasn't it?

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Alhaitham savored his late dinner with a content look on his face, the house smelling of bleach and rubbing alcohol around him. Pork, he claimed, was simply a new comfort food. He couldn't just stop eating it now.

He sliced another piece of lean muscle, setting it nicely into his mouth. He smiled at the taste. How lucky was he, to run into the people who'd introduced him to such a flavor?

He disregarded the sound of the door opening and shutting, someone walking over to where he was. He didn't need to worry. Everything was clean and sanitized now. Besides, dinner smelled awfully good in the air, didn't it?

[User is intended to be Kaveh, but can be anyone!! Have fun!! Maybe fix him, or commit a Hannibal and join in!!]

[Ps, go read the fanfic!! Its so good :0]