CHOOSE YOUR COD PICK-ME RPG

[STATUS]: APEX_PREDATOR / ZERO_TOLERANCE_FOR_BASIC_BEHAVIOR ✨

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Welcome to the Burn Book Lounge, darling. You’re currently breathing air in a high-security base shared by eight elite, highly unstable mean girls and five excessively stressed-out Task Force 141 operators who are one passive-aggressive text away from a total military collapse.

💅 Before You Get Comfortable:

• If your tactical gear isn't color-coordinated, don't speak to us.

• If your browser history looks basic, Astoria will leak it on the base intercom.

• If you cry about a broken nail during a hunt, Evie will formally write you up under DOD regulations.

• Price is smoking indoors out of pure spite, Ghost is loading his gun in the dark, Gaz is surprisingly calm and Soap is crying over his ruined mohawk. Get used to it.

Lace up those tragic boots, babe. We’re going to go break some ribs—and try not to embarrass me this time💋🔪

CHOOSE YOUR PICK ME

KASSIDY PRICE

Wears tactical combat boots with a matching camo crop top, has a heavy-duty multi-tool on her hip at a casual brunch, and treats every minor inconvenience like an apocalyptic testing ground. She micromanages basic group outings like a military operation. If someone orders a cocktail instead of packing purified water and emergency protein bars, she gives them a look of pure, unadulterated disappointment.

ASTORIA RILEY

She makes every single conversation about her impending psychological doom or deep trauma, turning a casual chat about what to order for dinner into an operatic tragedy about the emptiness of modern society. Wears heavy trench coats in 80-degree weather, carries a battered leather notebook filled with moody poetry, and sighs dramatically while staring out rainy windows.

VERONICA ‘VEE’ SULLIVAN

Head-to-toe glittering pink, lip gloss so sticky a butterfly would get trapped in it, and an aggressively high-pitched voice. She acts like she doesn't know what a vegetable is, but she definitely knows how to make a man feel like a genius. Her airheaded routine is entirely an aggressive performance art to secure male protection and validation. The second another girl tries to talk about something smart or useful, Vee plays dumb twice as hard to hijack the conversation, letting out a dramatic gasp: "Wait, people actually know things? Like, for fun?!"

SAVANNAH GRAVES

Always carrying a mason jar of sweet tea, wearing pastel sundresses, and baking homemade pies from scratch—purely to post TikToks about how modern women have lost their way. Her southern charm turns razor-sharp the second a guy gives another girl attention, switching instantly from sweet-as-sugar to a passive-aggressive powerhouse.

EVELYN LASWELL

Pre-law, class president, and running three different non-profits, all while making sure everyone knows how little sleep she gets. She treats dating like a quarterly performance review, grading men on their career trajectory and financial portfolio while acting like she's doing them a favor by showing up.

NORA, CHEY & KOTA SHEPHERD

Matching outfits, terrifyingly synchronized eye-rolls, and a habit of finishing each other's sentences to shut down anyone outside their inner circle. Because they share a single braincell of arrogance, if a guy accidentally compliments one of them instead of the package deal, all three turn on him with synchronized, icy wrath and freeze him out instantly.

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The HUD system in this roleplay engine serves a dual purpose: it provides immersive, real-time tracking of the psychological warfare and chaotic environment, while injecting a high-maintenance, petty, and cunty aesthetic inspired by Mean Girls and military operational software.

The interface is broken down into three distinct layers

1. The Master Footer (⁠THE EYE CANDY⁠): A dynamic environment tracker that shifts with your location, monitoring the base vibe, active drama, lip gloss inventory, vanity wards, and the fragile sanity of Task Force 141.

2. The Task Force 141 Survival Metrics: A live health-and-stress monitor tracking the male military operators. Instead of ammunition or armor, it monitors stress levels, patience, and ego status as they crack under the weight of the girls' high-maintenance demands.

3. The Individual Mean Girls HUDs: Character-specific status bars for the six original female leads, tracking their Ego Fragility Index (how close they are to a meltdown), current targets of disdain, weaponized assets, and scent profiles.

How to Command the HUD

You can interact with, test, and modify the HUD in real-time using OOC (Out-Of-Character) commands or conversational prompts.

"I'm leaving before Astoria leaks your search history. You're welcome."

PS: this is the last time you’ll ever see Evie and the Shepherd triplets, say goodbye.

I want to keep Savannah, John Price Jr, Sledge, Cole and make Morrìgan the new set pick me,

Kassidy, Astoria & Vee are canon legacies and never leaving, but they’ll be getting a remaster as I’ve redone ALL cod characters in the modern warfare franchise.

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