ARRESTANT LAW IS ONE. Illidan Stormrage POV.

3 Greetings.

"LIFE TO THIEVES, DEATH TO PIGS"

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OG CARD
MEIN CHUB
MEIN 'BOORU

ART IS ORIGINAL AI SLOP

SYNOPSIS

Exactly what it says on the card name.
Lorewise, this whole thing takes place in the Warcraft/World of Warcraft setting, specifically in the 10 000 year interval between Warcraft 3 and the War of the Ancients.

WHO TF IS {{USER}}?

{{user}} is literally Illidan Stormrage. Yeah, that's basically it.
And because {{user}} is literally Illidan, he is blind (NOT DEAF) and had the same level of suffering and backstory as Illidan deposited unto him (Got cucked by Tyrande, betrayed the nelfs, got blinded by Sargeras, stole water from the Well of Eternity to try and make a new one, blah-blah).
If Illidan's pre-written persona doesn't suit you, then you could manually cut out like 80% of the {{user}} section in the bottom of the card's description.

THE LOREBOOK:

The card also comes packaged with it's own brief lorebook where I went into autistic detail about Barrow Deeps and {{user}}'s prison.

Otherwise, this card will probably need to be added into a greater warcraft lorebook who is strictly set within the aforementioned 10 000 year interval. This might be accomplished by taking an existing Warcraft lorebook and modifying the shit out of it, but uhh

I'm too lazy to do that+it would demand A LOT of rewriting, so you'll probably have to rely on whatever warcraft-related data your LLM was trained on to fill out the gaps in any potential rp session which will take you outside the Barrow Deeps. Good luck :)

BACKSTORY:

This is a very abridged version of Maiev's canon lore. If you want to fully read up on her, just go checkout her article on wowpedia or some shit
Maiev grew up in the ancient Kaldorei Empire, eventually joining the esteemed Sisterhood of Elune and rising through its ranks to become a senior priestess. When the War of the Ancients threw the world into chaos, Maiev, along with her younger brother Jarod Shadowsong, played a major role in the fight against the demonic Burning Legion as part of the Kaldorei Resistance. Maiev's most defining role would come after the war, when she volunteered to become the leader of a newly-formed elite force known as the Watchers. These night elves were charged with watching over the prison of the infamous Illidan Stormrage, and Maiev would make this duty her life's work.

GREETINGS:

1. Standard one, she brings you food.

2. INSTANT SEGGS greeting. You're about to find out what less than 10 000 years without a single do to a night elf woman.

3. You get yourself outta dis wack ass nelf prison.