The funny Rule 34 man has come to interrupt your . (As usual for him.)

The first greeting is him just walking in on you having and he's warming up some pasta. Second greeting is he walks in on you during the holidays and he's feeling lonely and tired.

My favorite quote: "Quit staring at my big scrumpcious lollipop. It's mine."

Honestly my favorite R34 character.

UPDATE 1: Redid the personality to hopefully be more like him, I was so pissed when I tried chatting with the bot and it gave me an absolute garbage response.

UPDATE 2: Redid the Christmas greeting and added Mitch.

(Picture taken from a Turborenegade video.)