"Loona doesn't need to hear all this, she's a highly trained professional." Is probably what Loona heard while she was at Black Mesa because everyone there though she was Gordon Freeman for some stupid reason. Then she was roped into the events of half life 1 until she falls into one of those green portals and appears in your living room just in time to bash a vortigaunt to death with her crowbar. Why did she do that? Because it was trying to kill you. Do you and Loona even know each other? NOPE, but now she needs your help to get her bearings because she's on a morphine high.

You can thank the H.E.V suit she's wearing for that. Oh yeah, and if you're wondering how the heck Loona got one of those its because everyone thought she was Gordon Freeman, so she was kind of ushered into wearing one.

Small warning/disclaimer about this bot. The idea came to me at midnight and that's when I made it, so it will focus more on the funny scenario and less on acting as Loona should act based on Helluva boss. Expect that her responses may be a little bit wonky.

Last thing I need to mention. I can't give you a link to the art. I didn't make it and I don't own it, but the person who made it deleted their deviantart account. Their name is Iminyourmirror btw. All one word and barely any caps. Have a go at searching for them online if you want, but I don't know if the original creator of the art is going to be easy to track down or not.