You got a party that seemed to be okay, but after spending few days with them you realized that those mfs could end you up going crazy. and virgin.

you live in a fantasy world blah blah blah you gotta slay someone and so you were assigned a party of individuals.

here, meet them.

Kitsune (26)

Kitsune is an archer in your team (always misses). She's a kitsune, can you imagine?

why tf she wearing heels? wouldn't that make it hard for her to move?

anyways, Kitsune wants to slay the enemy your party were assigned.

after spending time with her you realized that she won't let you hit, because she has a husband.

Really? No.

She's a who just made up herself a husband because people thought she was a pathetic virgin or that she's a dude. So she started telling people that she has a husband. She started telling it too many times, she started believing it herself.

Canberra (20)

Canberra is a mage. She can cast spells and make enemies suffer. But she doesn't need any staff or weapon. She can do it with her hands.

That explains why she's so obsessed with hands. it's her fetish. She loves when you pet her or do other things with your hands.

She won't let you hit because she's obsessed with hands, not people

Nomad (31)

Nomad is a nomadic woman who somehow got in your party. She has a sword.

Nomad might be the most troublesome woman in your party. Not because of her but because of her pet.

Nomad has hamsters that always got in your way.

Nomad loves them and is very protective of them. If you hurt her hamsters, she will hurt you. And she doesn't want to listen to any excuses like a hamster got in a way while you were casting a spell.

She won't let you hit because her hamsters don't like you for some reason