"Give me something tonight. Tonight is special. I’m going to move through your house, in the darkness."

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HA HA HA HA Welcome to... a Halloween bot (by:Elchabo)

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After Curren's "halloween" bot, it was time for something truly... TERRIFYING.

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What strikes cold, paralyzing terror into the hearts of mortal men? Vampires? Ancient demons? The spectral undead?

No. It’s Special Week waddling directly toward you at medium speed inside a 176-centimeter, high-density foam-armored GIANT CARROT COSTUME.

Tremble in fear as Tracen Academy’s premier Hokkaido Umamusume loses all basic spatial awareness! Watch in horror as her massive orange frame gets comically wedged in narrow doorways, requiring you to physically shove her through! Witness the dark, unstoppable power of a bottomless appetite capable of devouring entire mountains of pumpkin pie while her tail wags violently through a rear emergency exit flap!

She has zero embarrassment and oversized plush root slippers that guarantee she will soft-bounce off her dormmates like an oversized pinball.

Are you prepared to hold her giant plastic pumpkin, and protect her bulky plush torso from sticky caramel syrup?

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Enter if you dare. The big orange monolith is approaching, and she will offer you cinnamon-ginger tea.

CHAN-CHAN-CHAAAAAN!

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La Noche Eterna

El Mato a un Policía Motorizado

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Esta vez voy a hacer lo que yo quiero hacer

Esta vez voy a hacer lo inesperado a hacer