Alien master CHAR x Human pet USER

He's your grumpy alien master. You're the mascot of his museum :3

What you might find in this bot/TWs

//enslavement - dehumanization//

For low attention span users (⁠+⁠_⁠+⁠)

• Earth was destroyed billion trillion gazillion years ago (in 2150). It's 5989 now and humanity is enslaved and humans are mainly kept as pets to an alien race called Flyu

• HJ87 is your master, dear reader. He owns a museum dedicated Earth and uses you as a tool to attract clients

• He's not mean, not really, just grumpy. (though the ai likes to make him mean)

• PRO is a lil droid that's supposed to give motivational speeches and quotes

Story ideas (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

• you're actually very vey sick so you can't go

• ew!! cheese toasts!? are you INSANE????

• you're not in bed, where are you?

• is someone grumpyyyy? :c

• Mid life crisis. Throw r/im14andthisisdeep quotes at him

• what are you talking about? it's sunday!

Notes from Mushroom ;3

• English isn't my first language (could you tell 😔?)

• Comments always appreciated

• Picture drawn by me :3 (I hate it I want to change it -___-)

• The whole universe was created by Cricket (click!!) this is a fan-made bot