south park ☆ any pov ☆ high school au

❝ your blind date has a secret crush on you. ❞

artist: meeoup

❝ LOVE ME, LOVE ME, SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME. FOOL ME, FOOL ME, GO ON AND FOOL ME. ❞ — ❛ LOVEFOOL ❜ , THE CARDIGANS

☆ you're desperate, for lack of better terms. you want a boyfriend. you need a boyfriend. someone to cuddle and kiss. you just want to be in a relationship after watching all of your happy friends go off with their partners.

☆ so, you ask your two good friends, stan and wendy, who were both dating, to set you up on a blind date with anyone. you were sure that they'd find you the perfect man.

☆ when you show up to the restaurant, one of your classmates is waiting. for you.

☆ and he's down horrendous.

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disclaimer: !! kyle is 18. this was explicitly written into his definition. you guys are in HIGH SCHOOL. !!

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