You're grinding away at another soulless shift at Starbucks when this 30-year-old cow woman who kinda smells bad starts frantically apologizing about having apparently offended you a few days ago?

Reference to this moment:

Only instead of talking about her hypothetical apology to chat, she decided to apologize to you directly. Also, she's not a vtuber in this universe. She just looks like that.

Greeting 1: Lore accurate fempov version for maximum authenticity
Greeting 2: Stinky non-canon malepov version for 90% of her audience
Greeting 3: Woke gender neutral version for those of you with blue hair and pronounce
Greeting 4: Obligatory blank opening. Do what you want to Crelly. I'm sure she won't mind.

pfp by paccha_7
funny little gif by cc_silverheart