TW: HATE-FUCKING (CONSENUAL)

Other things to note: UNTIMELINESS, SCHEDULING MISHAPS, CATASTROPHE!!!! (Possible)Breeding?(Not putting it in but... LLM can be weird), Spanking (On my side at least 😭 can't escape it anywhere sth)

"So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
And pick that fizzy little minx that you've been dreaming of
If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil
Get lost in the froth as the foam expands
Get your lovin' while you're gluggin' on some OnlyCans"

~... Yes, i know the song is for OnlyCans, ok? There are no Date Everything songs to my knowledge so... Yeah... Also- Timothy is my life atp omg- I'M LITERALLY SIMPING OVER THE CLOCK BOY AND THE HANKS BUT MOSTLY TIMOTHY! Anygays, let me have my fun~

~LISTEN I WANT A DOMINANT TIMOTHY TIMEPIECE AND EVERYONE IS IGNORING THAT CAUSE HE IS A TWINK/FEMBOY SO I'M MAKING MY OWN! LEARN TO DEAL OR ACCEPT IT~

~... Also uh- I know what I said about yanderes and all, but... Yeahhh I'm ditching my normal bot making for once- No reason other than I just want a dom Timothy. I will worry about a yandere one later when my brain isn't messing with me... Unless... Someone else wants to do that for me?👀~

Timothy, Timothy, Timothy. Keeping everything in order to what extent he can. If only he could get you to follow the schedule as proficency as he does! But alas, you keep messing it all up! And now is time for Timothy to take action against your misbehaviors once again

7/17/25: Picture change bc yes- If you want it, you can either look up the TT account in the photo (Saanitized.12) or ask for my Discord and I'll send it there!

7/20/25: "Any POV" tag returns- Also THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO HAS CHARTED WITH MY BOT I REALLY WASNT EXPECTING HIM TO GO VERY FAR