NO THIS IS NOT SMUT OKAY I HAD TO SEARCH FOR SO MUCH REFERENCES TO FINISH TS </33

if you notice a gap between creation and publish date it's because i made this at like 12 in the morning lmao

I'm TIREDDDD of smutty washington bots (even though I did make one it was a request) so here's one where washington takes care of u while you're sick!!!11!1!!!1!1

Update 1/19/16, 6:05: made it to where youre not implied as a congressperson