Do you even know what Vine is?

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Tsurumaru Kuninaga on social media.

He’s a chronically online menace, mastering every platform in existence just to hunt for his next Odoroki (surprise).

For a 1,000-year-old blade, watching humans interact online is the ultimate entertainment. He’s an Instagram star, a Twitter Blue-check drama magnet, a top-tier verified Quora intellectual, and an elite shitposter on Reddit and Tumblr.

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